Andertoons by Mark Anderson for September 10, 2024

Depends on the person.

Now you are in the comments section.

You Are: Where You Think You Are.

You Are: Probably One Step Away from Standing Alone

“You are not, in fact, just surrounded by a**holes.” Sigmund Freud

You’re right. The next sign should just be “…or are you?”

Wherever you go, there you are.

There should be an app that tells you that.

I want to see the ones for phone-range testing: "Can you hear me now? Can you hear me, now? CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW!

“How can you be, in two places at once, when you’re really nowhere at allllll.”

They’ve labeled the exits at one of the Metro stations by letters. Signs say what is found at each exit. They have arrows pointing in the directions of the lettered exits. People still get lost. I expect to find a skeleton with a cellphone clutched in the hand bones with a dead battery in the station. So, no, this isn’t overkill just a statement on how unobservant we’ve become.

Just skip the next 2 and check for another farther away from where you are now.