You would be amazed at the number of times I have to send this response letter to a customer inquiry.
Letter: “Thank you for your interest in [Anti-Theft Service] for your vehicle. Unfortunately, we cannot accept a selfie photo as identification, nor can we accept a photo of yourself sitting inside the vehicle giving a thumbs-up as proof of ownership. Please submit a government-issued identification card or a passport along with the vehicle registration and /or bill of sale.”
Other geniuses have applied with simply a blurry picture of the vehicle and zero vehicle information. The one that really took the cake was a group photo with three cars in the background.
The runner-up was an inquiry my middle-aged female coworker received of a girl in a thong suggestively posing inside the vehicle in question. That one made her EXTREMELY angry and she wasn’t afraid to let the customer know.
Yakety Sax 7 months ago
Selfies And Thumbs-Up And Thongs, Oh My
You would be amazed at the number of times I have to send this response letter to a customer inquiry.
Letter: “Thank you for your interest in [Anti-Theft Service] for your vehicle. Unfortunately, we cannot accept a selfie photo as identification, nor can we accept a photo of yourself sitting inside the vehicle giving a thumbs-up as proof of ownership. Please submit a government-issued identification card or a passport along with the vehicle registration and /or bill of sale.”
Other geniuses have applied with simply a blurry picture of the vehicle and zero vehicle information. The one that really took the cake was a group photo with three cars in the background.
The runner-up was an inquiry my middle-aged female coworker received of a girl in a thong suggestively posing inside the vehicle in question. That one made her EXTREMELY angry and she wasn’t afraid to let the customer know.
Gameguy49 Premium Member 7 months ago
I too, curse anyone who wakes me up!
David_the_CAD 7 months ago
You want a selfie; you are already cursed.
Frank Burns Eats Worms 7 months ago
It would mean a lot tomb.
Gent 7 months ago
Why you theenks he want to curses you in first place?
cuzinron47 7 months ago
You’re gonna hear some cursing alright.