Super-Fun-Pak Comix by Ruben Bolling for July 28, 2024

See? it does pay to plan ahead.

Not tell me he going to draw Doug on the lavatory walls now.

No it isn’t. My father had to go and they refused to let him use a toilet. So we went out back and he went on the back of the building. In the bushes not to be seen.

“Oops! Sorry sir, the computer just updated your account with 103 years’ worth of monthly service charges. You actually owe US $1946.97. So yes, you can use our lavatory.”

“Hmmm… why yes sir, according to this dusty old ledger a young boy did indeed deposit $100 in a bank account 103 years ago. However, it appears he deposited the money in an account in HIS name, not that of somebody named ‘Dunwoody’, and there’s a little handwritten side note here that he told the teller some chump on the street just handed him the money. His grandchildren are all multimillionaires now. Perhaps you should have been more specific about which account you meant.”

The Count of Monte "Pi**"co.

Considering 100+ years of inflation, your original $100 would be worth in the neighborhood of $3,400 today — that’s one very expensive pay toilet.

You would have to go a lot further into the future to find a bank with a public toilet.

Percival really has to go since he’s been holding it for 115 years.