Barney & Clyde by Gene Weingarten; Dan Weingarten & David Clark for April 18, 2024

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    Yakety Sax  8 months ago

    “Strangely enough, they have a mind to till the soil, and the love of possessions is a disease in them.”—Sitting Bull

    “Treasure your relationships, not your possessions.”—Anthony J. D’Angelo

    “Happiness resides not in possessions, and not in gold, happiness dwells in the soul.”—Democritus

    “Wealth consists not in having great possessions, but in having few wants.”—Epictetus

    “Of all possessions a friend is the most precious.”—Herodotus

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    Jesy Bertz Premium Member 8 months ago

    Er, Fate would like a word.

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    Egrayjames  8 months ago

    Happiness does not come from counting your blessings, but from knowing you have them.

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    uniquename  8 months ago

    The “trophy wife” I sort of get, but how is the daughter an acquisition?

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    uniquename  8 months ago

    He forgot to mention the good friend who brings him back to Earth.

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    gopher gofer  8 months ago

    what guy would refer to his wife as his “trophy” wife…?

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