I have my pickup truck. The only way you’ll see me in a pair of skinny jeans is if I am dead or you give me a few hundred grand. Country is the predominant genre on my playlist.
I’m trying to figure out how selling a Tesla would cause someone to rip his jeans on a pickup truck. Tesla now sells a pickup truck, so it might be the same vehicle.
sirbadger 7 months ago
I put a cowboy hat on the self-driving camera. Now my Tesla lies with the remora.
maureenmck Premium Member 7 months ago
? … Urbanites ARE city dwellers!
Ubintold 7 months ago
If you play country music backwards you gat your dog back, your girl back, and your truck back.
dlkrueger33 7 months ago
How about some dueling banjos? That always makes me squeal like a pig.
mcjacobs 7 months ago
…and easy to dance to.
Gameguy49 Premium Member 7 months ago
I don’t think Teslas are resellable.
"It's the End of the World!!!" Premium Member 7 months ago
I have my pickup truck. The only way you’ll see me in a pair of skinny jeans is if I am dead or you give me a few hundred grand. Country is the predominant genre on my playlist.
DawnMcCandless 7 months ago
Sell it to Beyonce!
KEA 7 months ago
i don’t even wanna know
Dapperdan61 Premium Member 7 months ago
It’s best to leave the Country song writing to Beyonce
Ratkin Premium Member 7 months ago
I’m trying to figure out how selling a Tesla would cause someone to rip his jeans on a pickup truck. Tesla now sells a pickup truck, so it might be the same vehicle.
the lost wizard 7 months ago
David Alan Coe-You never even called me by my name. :)
Frank Burns Eats Worms 7 months ago
My wife didn’t leave me but my wifi did.
mistercatworks 7 months ago
My wife ran off with my CyberTruck and my dog. Sure going to miss that dog. :)
Impkins Premium Member 7 months ago
So, where does he get slapped? burp. :)
cuzinron47 7 months ago
Throw in some bagpipes to give universal appeal.
eb110americana 7 months ago
Are you supposed to dance the electric slide to it?
christelisbetty 7 months ago
Urban Cowboys
Otis Rufus Driftwood 7 months ago
Watch out for Eno, Nashville!
donut reply 7 months ago
Still needs something about Mama, a train, jail, and the rain.