The Lockhorns by Bunny Hoest and John Reiner for April 20, 2024

“Arms akimbo”

Sunk assets

Been married 42 years, 7 of them happy…

You get what you pay for, Leroy.

Loretta’s not as Young as she used to be.

Actually TWO feet facing!

This is called the rictus.

And she married you for your virility…not the one you’re giving her now…

Geez, give her a compliment and she gives you the look.

Loretta married Leroy for better. If he gets any worse, she’ll clock him with a rolling pin.

I’ll have to remember that line, Leroy.

Loretta’s current look means you’llbe sleeping on the coach, again.

53 : 54 is getting nearer. Lots of ups and down. Still hanging in….

Leroy is only telling the truth

lol

Haha! (＾▽＾)