Mike du Jour by Mike Lester for April 18, 2024

I used the 7 second rule. Is that okay?

I remember a neighbor bringing home her groceries and wiping them off in the driveway before taking them in the house.

I saw a guy driving alone in his car, windows up, with a mask and face shield on.

Disproved by Mythbusters™.

Five second rule? My GF’s dog hoovers up anything that hits the floor in 2-3 seconds.

For me it’s always been the finders keepers rule