Why does she gotta “ got this” after pitching the entire game and only giving up one run? It sounds like no one on that team can hit. Run your mouth some more, Toe.
Yeah, Dottie failed, but this isn’t really karma or anything. She apparently pitched great, and that was what was expected from her. Nobody else did jack squat at the plate either, she just happened to make the last out. And speaking of out, a replay of this final at bat just came out, and it features audio from the umpire’s hidden microphone. You can only see it at Mopped Up Thorp.
“…yeah, get me the Jersey Mike’s Vegan Special but tell ‘em don’t let Jami Thorp make the delivery. He slobbered all over the apple chips the last time and I had to pitch ‘em to the raccoons in the woods.”
Johnny Q Premium Member 7 months ago
“I should get four strikes because I’m a girl!”—Lucy
Klubble 7 months ago
Guess she didn’t “got this.”
Jacob Mattingly 7 months ago
… how is the final score 1? I’m not asking incrediuously, entirley, I dont’ follow baseball. But ther’es 9 innings. How did they get ZERO points.
Gil-doh! 7 months ago
I guess Dotty needed that sub after all.
Gil-doh! 7 months ago
Whigs has really been getting into big balls this week. Just sayin’…
Charks 7 months ago
Pitchers are ahead of hitters early in season.
KazDojo 7 months ago
Fistpump Ump making the family proud.
tractorguy99 7 months ago
She even strikes out pretty.
Irish53 7 months ago
Why does she gotta “ got this” after pitching the entire game and only giving up one run? It sounds like no one on that team can hit. Run your mouth some more, Toe.
huskiecoach 7 months ago
Fire the hitting coach.
LtPowers 7 months ago
Wow, she didn’t even foul one off?
bearwku82 7 months ago
P1- Who plays fast pitch softball trying to hit with a fungo bat? Welcoming failure.
P3- Never seen an umpire wear a glove, a white glove at that. Somewhere, Michael Jackson is smiling. TEE HEE!
smoore47 7 months ago
Dorothy needed to be brought back to earth. She’s gotten a bit full of herself.
Irish53 7 months ago
And why does the winning score always get announced last? I thought that Moon was supposed to be sober.
James St. John Smythe 7 months ago
Pack it in ‘Larks softball fans, this season’s over.
artegal 7 months ago
Her new nickname: “Mighty Casey.”
lemonbaskt 7 months ago
fire cami and hire jun jun she will at least make sure they have clean uniforms
lemonbaskt 7 months ago
who thought something different would happen after strike two ?
lemonbaskt 7 months ago
does inma wear her hibjib in team shower ?
lemonbaskt 7 months ago
after the game keri cleans dotty up with some irish spring
metals24 7 months ago
The final score should read Valley Girls 1, Mudlarks 0.
Mopman 7 months ago
Yeah, Dottie failed, but this isn’t really karma or anything. She apparently pitched great, and that was what was expected from her. Nobody else did jack squat at the plate either, she just happened to make the last out. And speaking of out, a replay of this final at bat just came out, and it features audio from the umpire’s hidden microphone. You can only see it at Mopped Up Thorp.
moppedupthorp wordpress com/2024/04/19/rough-umpire/
jslabotnik 7 months ago
I believe it was Mike Tyson who said “Smelling pretty doesn’t help you against the 70mph rising softball”
huskiecoach 7 months ago
Can we have one day of the “new” Gil Thorp with no errors relative to how contests are actually played or those who participate in them?
tdrewhardin 7 months ago
Another Groucho Marx zapper
“…yeah, get me the Jersey Mike’s Vegan Special but tell ‘em don’t let Jami Thorp make the delivery. He slobbered all over the apple chips the last time and I had to pitch ‘em to the raccoons in the woods.”