Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for April 16, 2024

This is where we differ. Not ever on my wife’s To Do List.

I’m with your wife on that one. Skin cancer danger. I hope Janis has some sunblock.

So THIS is a “Farmer’s Daughter Joke”?

It’s your backyard. It is 90F today. Get out the bikini before this weekend’s weather gets there.

Panel 5: The backyard sommelier shows up just in time for the show.

Arlo will appreciate it.

Tan lines are always hot.

She should just remove her cloths, after all, she’s in the privacy of her own back yard, we swim naked in the pool at night in the summer, life moves pretty fast, sometimes you have to stop to smell the roses. Plus you get to see a lot of stars.

My father-in-law just turned 96. He was a farm boy, who became a doctor. He never used suntan lotion growing up. No one that I knew used sun tan lotion, except those who wanted what was called a deep tan. Was there skin cancer, yes, but very few cases in the entire state and country. Now, people use suntan lotion and there is a lot of skin cancer. That begs the question: Is the skin cancer caused by the sunlight getting stronger or the sun tan lotion.

Pulse … racing … breath … panting … eyes … bulging … :-)

Janis: Is it?

No tan at all! Always no tan at all!

Of course, she’s at the age where her skin may already look like a gunny sack from years of sun exposure, so who cares?

I think the daisy dukes and tube top country girl thing would be a good look for her.

Woohoo!

That is going to be a sexy tan………

Hand position leaves unanswered question. Brazilian or natural? I’ll go with #1

Janis should be here in Ontario where you can be topless in your back yard or walking down your main street.

Well, it’s a start…

Bikini tan is just as good.

Looking good!

An Inger Stevens reference —yowzers!

The farmer’s daughter plus a traveling salesman equals the very finest of adolescent humor and jokes told best in the locker room.