Like the old joke: A guy finds a magic lamp. The genie says “You get three wishes, but know this: Whatever you wish for, your ex-wife will get double!” The guys says “Give me a billion dollars!” POOF! He gets a billion, his ex-wife gets 2 billion. Then he says “I wish I had a big mansion!” POOF! he gets one, and his ex gets two. The he says “Now, beat me half to death!”
preacherman Premium Member 7 months ago
I doubt Herb would be so alarmed as he’s now forewarned.
tcayer 7 months ago
Like the old joke: A guy finds a magic lamp. The genie says “You get three wishes, but know this: Whatever you wish for, your ex-wife will get double!” The guys says “Give me a billion dollars!” POOF! He gets a billion, his ex-wife gets 2 billion. Then he says “I wish I had a big mansion!” POOF! he gets one, and his ex gets two. The he says “Now, beat me half to death!”
Brent Rosenthal Premium Member 7 months ago
As bad as she is I bet Brutus Thornapple, aka the Born Loser, would trade mothers-in-law with Herb in a nanosecond.