Herb and Jamaal by Stephen Bentley for April 22, 2024

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    Yakety Sax  7 months ago

    Wait till you read her texts to her girlfriends about you!

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    jmworacle  7 months ago

    And she’s still with you?

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    Dani Rice  7 months ago

    Middle kid had a beau who read her diary and pitched a fit because she had crushes on other fellows before they met. I asked him if he thought she was going to wait around on one foot waiting for him to show up. “A woman is like a bar of soap. Hold her too tight and you’re going to lose her.”

    And they did come to a parting of the ways.

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    preacherman Premium Member 7 months ago

    You read and carry your girlfriends diary around with you? You’re no just nosy, you’re invasive. The KGB and CIA could take lessons.

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    MichaelD Premium Member 7 months ago

    At least his interview with the NSA will go well.

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    AwelCruiz  7 months ago

    My therapist thinks I have kleptomania. At least that’s what I read in her notebook when I got home.

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