Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for May 19, 2024

We all need a do over from time to time.

Now he can’t expect her on his laptop.

Sounds like something I say from time to time when people ask how I am doing. I tell them, “I’m in good shape for the shape I’m in.”

Trouble with new faster stuff – wisdom has been chasing them, but they’ve always been faster

Restart before she gives you the (re)boot..

Can she refresh?

Restart to activate updated patter.

This new model defective. It restart a lot.

Shutdown.

Our operating systems just tend to run slower with all the software upgrades. And we can’t always just add more memory.

Hey baby. Why dontcha get over here and sit on my lap(top).

He’s moving too fast. Even the flashdrive can’t keep up.

Wouldn’t it be great if life had a -- sequence?

I thought he’d make fun of her blue tooth.

Gee, thanks…I think…maybe.

If only it was that easy to take back things I’ve said.

Old MacDonald had a server farm. AI AI Oh.

I “Just Dropped In (To See What Condition My Condition Was In)”

Blue screen of death next.

And that’s why they call it ARTIFICIAL intelligence. Love it. Thanks for the laugh.

Reminds me how the new generation has programmed itself to expect only compliments.