Frank and Ernest by Thaves for April 23, 2024

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    Ratkin Premium Member 8 months ago

    You’ve been ill-advised.

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    The dude from FL  Premium Member 8 months ago

    I told the Dr’s that when they finally found my illness, FINALLY a reason!

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    PraiseofFolly  8 months ago

    “I knew getting old was going to be BAD. But I didn’t think it would be THIS bad!”

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    krs27  8 months ago

    Mom said “getting old is not for sissies”

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    uniquename  8 months ago

    Just hope it’s not a chronic condition.

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    bikamper  8 months ago

    Being a teenager in an AARP body ain’t all it’s cracked up to be.(As I look at my broken ankle in a cast)

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    InTraining Premium Member 8 months ago

    The cramping and headache are due to all that paperwork you did in the waiting room…!

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member 8 months ago

     Flexpectations

    “Success” is defined as:

    • at age 3, not peeing your pants

    • at age 6, remembering last year

    • at age 10, having friends

    • at age 16, having a driver’s license

    • at age 20, having sex

    • at age 30, having money

    • at age 40, having your own home

    • at age 50, having money

    • at age 60, having sex

    • at age 70, having a driver’s license

    • at age 80, having friends

    • at age 90, remembering last year

    • at age 100, not peeing your pants

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    KEA  8 months ago

    A beloved English teacher of mine was diagnosed with MS after years of problems. She was jubilant… “I TOLD them I was sick!” (the rest of us were devastated)

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member 8 months ago

    There are many cases on record of patients who had persistent symptoms but kept being reassured by their regular doctors (ordinary GPs) that they couldn’t find anything wrong. And they were being honest. They couldn’t find anything wrong. But specialists could. Nobody can be expected to know everything, but everyone should be humble enuf to say “I myself don’t know, but I can aim you at someone who might be able to help.”

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