Rubes by Leigh Rubin for April 15, 2024

I’m pretty sure I’ve heard Yoko on record not howling, yowling and screeching.

She should pass out earplugs first.

Contrary to popular belief, Ono is not actually part of her name, it’s just the normal reaction when people see her coming their way.

Still hard to look at after a rough night!!!

Someone hit the gong! Please!

O … No!

Wayne Brady imitated her once on “Whose Line Is It Anyway?” If that is what she actually sound like, I’m glad I’ve never heard her sing.

Oh please DON’T……..

All she is saying, is give her musical piece a chance.

John loved her.

that was enough

Linda didn’t offer that much with ‘Wings’. but Paul loved her.

that was enough

All’s well that ends wail.

if she married Bono she’d be Yoko Ono Bono

Is she still around?

John must have been blinded, and deafened, by love. Screech owl with a sore throat comes to mind