Texts From Mittens by Angie Bailey for April 18, 2024

He does have a point, Angie.

He’s not wrong.

Cheeses or treats, you gotta pay the tax. Cheese tax on YouTube.

So unfair Mittens! Why should Mom have more than you?Maybe a hunger strike is in order.

You have plenty of treats, Mittens. Which is what I tell my cats every time I go into the kitchen.

The Mittens, as usual, is absolutely right!

I had a cat that expected food every time I went into the kitchen. Eventually I realized I was eating food every time I went into the kitchen. At that point, we both went on a diet.

Cat treats stay on top of the grandfather clock. No confusion.

I made a huge mistake in organizing my pantry. Mostly due to a lack of space. The Girls’ treats are in the same cabinet when most of the spïces and other items needed to make pretty much anything. So I get dirty looks every time I reach into that cabinet and DON’T pull out a bag of treats.

I keep some treats with me and a clicker wrapped around it. They come running when they hear that particular rustle, and they climb me when they hear the clicker.