Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for May 19, 2024

She read about it in Cliffs Notes

Flemmings.

“And now, here’s something we hope you’ll really like.”

As Buzz Lightyear would say, “They’re not flying, they’re falling, with style.” The closest I ever came to falling with style was when I once went roller skating. I tried for 30 seconds to keep from falling, and upon regaining my balance, onlookers applauded. I took a bow, and then fell in the process.

“Hokey Smoke” (Rocket J. Squirrel)

Great, now I won’t need to buy that drone

just to be accurate here, lemmings do not jump off cliffs, just like Timmy never fell in a well on “Lassie”

They’re a highbrid.

But is it a good idea?

Any of those Lemmings associated with the B.D.A.? (obscure?)

They took lessons from Wile E. Coyote

Dave will get angry mail from Belgium for this one.

Of course, we all know that flying squirrel don’t actually fly – they should have been called gliding squirrels. (Unless you’re talking about bats, then they do fly.)

Ctrl-F not found: “Disney documentary.” You’re slipping, folks.

Oh Great! Whenever there is a lemmings ‘toon, there’s gonna be some guy debunking the lemmings gag with some lame Disney fact.