Dogs of C-Kennel by Mick & Mason Mastroianni for April 27, 2024

Smack him with a laptop, it’s harder and heavier.

Try the cardboard core of the center of a roll of paper towels.

That’s up there with, “I saw it on Facebook”.

I’m with you Will.

Enjoy it while you can, guys. The government is trying to ban Tiktok!

They do. They just cost you a lot of money for only a few sheets of paper.

Yeah, but now TikTok is part of the conspiracy! ☺

Everything now days is a conspiracy??

Newspapers were never trustworthy. There was just no more information available.

When it’s impossible to confront a lie, it becomes the agreed upon “truth” by default.

They exist, they are just harder to find and are pricing themselves out of existence.

Sometimes I wonder if there is a conspiracy, a cabal of Bloefeld types sitting around thinking up ridiculous crap to confuse idiots.

Try using an empty plastic pop bottle. Grab it by the neck and pop him on the nose. Works for my corgi when she’s being a serious pill and needs a bit of non-harmful correction. Makes an awful pop, but I’ve tested it on me and it doesn’t hurt in the slightest.

Hopefully, TikTok will be gone soon.

No newspaper? No problem. Grab the ads that come in the mail and roll them up. Works just as well. We also use the ads as kindling on the barbecue pit.

No newspaper? Just roll up a bunch of those colossal-waste-of-trees circulars that get stuffed in the mailbox every week!