God is outside of time and God is in heaven, therefore heaven is outside of time and there should be no concept of “delay” there. (I’m presuming that the area just outside the “pearly gates” operates on the same principle.)
$100 hardly compensates for the cost of the funeral. And if I reincarnate do I have to go through infancy again? And puberty? (Well, that was fun sometimes.)
SHIVA 6 months ago
Well, now you can get a refund if that happens!!!
E.Z. Smith Premium Member 6 months ago
Can we get a guarantee of upper class parents?
goboboyd 6 months ago
Don’t do it! I wouldn’t want to go through all of that again. Well, maybe if are lounge passes.
Lee26 Premium Member 6 months ago
Nah…..once was enough.
PoodleGroomer 6 months ago
Do we get our choice of destination?
HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member 6 months ago
What’s this got to do with last century’s communication technology?
Buoy 6 months ago
Oh for St. Pete’s sake!
Mike Baldwin creator 6 months ago
Ha! Don’t you hate it when that happens?
mistercatworks 6 months ago
Question near the back: “Are these cards transferable?”
MikeM_inMD 6 months ago
God is outside of time and God is in heaven, therefore heaven is outside of time and there should be no concept of “delay” there. (I’m presuming that the area just outside the “pearly gates” operates on the same principle.)
HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member 6 months ago
$100 hardly compensates for the cost of the funeral. And if I reincarnate do I have to go through infancy again? And puberty? (Well, that was fun sometimes.)
stillfickled Premium Member 6 months ago
Do I get to come back as who I want to be? And where I want to be.
Steverino Premium Member 6 months ago
Just wait. He will have to up the gift card value if nobody takes it.
donut reply 6 months ago
Will I remember my mistakes so I don’t make them again?
txq about 1 month ago
Did the Mannequin on the Moon comic strip stop permanently in August 2024?