Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for April 25, 2024

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    Klubble  7 months ago

    So if the shortstop boots an easy hopper, somehow that is the whole team’s mistake? There is no I in team, but there is meat, as in meathead.

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    Klubble  7 months ago

    I think a “?” on the t-shirt is more appropriate.

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    Klubble  7 months ago

    P4: I can’t HEAR you… – Sgt. Hulka

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    Klubble  7 months ago

    Cami is sued for making Dotty run without her inhaler.

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    Johnny Q Premium Member 7 months ago

    Building Legos sounds fun!

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    Need coffee  7 months ago

    P4: To get us started, I’ve hidden some Legos on this track! Survivors get to play their normal positions, and those with foot injuries get to sit around and use the Legos.

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    ranelson43  7 months ago

    Jefferson calling Weeza.

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    Gil-doh!  7 months ago

    What the “!”!

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    Gil-doh!  7 months ago

    P1 Dotty’s unsuccessful attempt to escape the strip by slashing her wrists results in her shortness of breath during wind sprints.

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    tractorguy99  7 months ago

    When I call for a nursery rhyme… Yes Mother Goose!

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    huskiecoach  7 months ago

    P1 – That’s not how “wheeze” is spelled.

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    jayesquire  7 months ago

    5 players ? Another 30 lashes for RW !!!

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    Irish53  7 months ago

    No Cami…. Player mistakes are usually blamed on the coach for having that player out there in the first place.

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    Charks  7 months ago

    “Oklahoma? Aint nothin there but steers and queers. And I don’t see no hones on you boy.”

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    bearwku82  7 months ago

    P1- Dorth’s favorite band? No, not the Linda Linda’s. Weezer.

    Two consecutive days of EES. Long overdue for Hello Kitty.

    P2- Gee Cami. You’re some kinda Coach. Did you learn tactics at a Valley coaching clinic?

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    Ignatz Premium Member 7 months ago

    “One player’s mistake is every player’s mistake”? How does that make any sense at all?

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    mgbbobby  7 months ago

    Where’s this going ? UGH

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    Gil-doh!  7 months ago

    P4 Coach Cami Toe: “If I say, wash the dishes?”

    Players: “YAS, JUN JUN!“

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    jslabotnik  7 months ago

    Our High School coach had us build Legos. I still think that time would have been better spent practicing football.

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    James St. John Smythe  7 months ago

    That’s not an exclamation mark on Peanut’s shirt. She thought she bought an authentic Nippon Professional Baseball shirt off a vendor operating out of the back of a van.

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    artegal  7 months ago

    We were told the same thing in basic training. It led to a lot of G.I. showers. I’m hoping this goes the same way.

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    wesmorgan1  7 months ago

    Absolutely appropriate coaching reaction here – that prima donna bit has to be squashed.

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    KazDojo  7 months ago

    If I say “Does anyone want Kool-Aid?”, I’d better hear “OH YEAHHH!”

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    lemonbaskt  7 months ago

    i guess inma cant practice her hibjib is at the dry cleaner

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    lemonbaskt  7 months ago

    spidel and chim chim from speed racer are in milford to visit there good buddy jami thorp

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    lemonbaskt  7 months ago

    weez weez guys love it when dorth is downon her knees

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    metals24  7 months ago

    P3- Which one of the five didn’t say “yes, coach”?

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    mstgator  7 months ago

    That’s “LEGO BRICKS”, thank you very much.

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    tdrewhardin  7 months ago

    P1-So the next time Dorothy Dubbs strikes out in the clutch, Cami is going to send the whole team over to DD’s house with Dial soap wrapped in a Holiday Inn towel and pull a Leonard Lawrence while DD is snoozing. That should be interesting.

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    Mopman  7 months ago

    Wait, a day ago Cami was all, “Do you want me to get a pinch hitter for you? Or do you want to hit? Whatever you prefer.” And now today she’s turned into big hardass not taking any gruff manager. Which is it? And speaking of taking gruff, people who don’t read Mopped Up Thorp take a lot of gruff from those that do.

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