Ziggy by Tom Wilson & Tom II for May 04, 2024

Big birds.

I once lived next to a family with homing pigeons. Guess where they did their business.

Free fertilizer for your grass!

I had a neighbor who had a bad lawn except under his cable and phone lines.

Getting a realty check.

Ziggy looks like my car every morning!

Tippi Hedren USED to live there…

When I moved to Connecticut a real estate agent saw my out of state plates and blocked my car so that I’d have to come out and talk with him. I decided to waste his time and look at a few houses that I didn’t buy. No problem there, he tried to push off his garbage houses on me. One that had trees growing through the foundations, another right behind an theatre that showed only x-rated movies, etc.

Wife likes watching and feeding wild birds. So guess what our back patio furniture always looks like .

I take it that all the “stuff” on Ziggy and the realtor isn’t autumn leaves but from the feathered friends on the property.

Uh, no thanks!

Seagulls are nesting on the neighbor’s flat roof. I warned him that it would happen but he’s not a detail guy.

EW!

Not quite as bad as on Hitchcock’s “The Birds”, or was that “High Anxiety”?

What a bargain at any price!

I wonder if this is the first depiction of bird excrement in the comics page and, if so, should this episode be counted as a marker in cultural history.