F Minus by Tony Carrillo for April 29, 2024

The “new” no contact, things are getting worse

However, that will incur a ‘delivery’ charge.

The burger will still be subpar. Amend that; krap.

Do I really need an app to make fast food faster? Or was the app created to make me get fast food more often for a “reward”?

People need apps because cellphones are like heroin, and because it allows them to be monetized (at least) twice per purchase.

Depending on the time of day, the drive through of a fast food restaurant makes it slow food.

This is the service $20 dollars an hour gets you in California.

Not quite carhop service.

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They’re going to; order by app, let us know by app when you’re in a designated parking space. Welcome to MacWalMart; that’s a quarterpounder & a quart of trany fluid, you saved by not getting the Snickers & tabloid that were in the checkout line.

Last night my wife sent me to Panera. No humans in sight. I ordered at a kiosk, picked up at a kitchen window. BTW, I declined to add a tip to my order.

“Just remember to keep the passenger side windows rolled up.”