Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for April 30, 2024

the lad is … happy … to help (despite the facial expression)

NEVER loan someone your cell phone! You don’t know how well they wash their hands or if they just breeze in & out. . . . . . .

He’ll make a bet, and lose all the money he mooched from Mr. Purple Coat. Worthless bum!

Should have known better.

I can do horses, NEVER had any luck with the dogs!

That’s kind of you my good sir.

I thought they were called “Turf Accountants.”

’honest ’orace.

So if you’re on the dole in the UK, you don’t get a free phone like in the US?

Oy ! Cash on the Barrelhead for the likes of you …..( says Honest ’orace)

I will dial the number for you and hold the phone while you speak…if it’s an emergency…

Sorry, I just ran out of my “unlimited” minutes.

Get your bet in quick, Andy!

Poor planning on your part does not constitute an urgency on my part.

what’s the chat putting down on it?

Andy’s version of a 999 call.

xxx

@Everyone

I’m very happy to say that I made a successful blood donation today. Absolutely over the moon!

Flo: Where did we go on holiday?

Andy: Your mother’s in Devon.

Flo: Where did the bookmaker go?

Andy: Hawaii.

Flo: Think about it!

It’s funny how anyone with Honest in their name seems anything but honest. (That’s irony for you.)

Leave it to Andy all he cares about is booze and betting