Unstrange Phenomena by Ed Allison for April 22, 2024

So pretend I’m one of those fancy hot shot paper clip salesmen, I have to know this?

Just great. Now I’m going to hear that stupid song in my head whenever I see a paper clip.

A taxonomical study of Clippy.

“Pass the biscuits, please”.

The point of no return

Don’t forget the Lazlo finish.

All tech-speak is designed to baffle the rubes.

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Keeping it All Together!

Should be called a metal clip that holds paper.

I’ve always call number eight the inner return extension. But that was the old days. Before we specialized.

It’s not a paper clip but is a metal clip that holds paper.