Close to Home by John McPherson for May 14, 2024

La dolce vita

Always look on the bright side of life.

On the reverse side it says … BUT DEATH IS BETTER!

The other choice was “I’m with stupid”

… but on the back, it says:

“… and then you die!”

On the back we have

“And all I got was this stupid T-shirt!”

For them to wear while they’re hanging around?

The good news is that they’ll have to unchain them to put them on.

Yay.

From the Pangloss fashion line.

Will the t-shirts hide their stretchmarks?

And, dinner tonight will be dungeoness crabs.

Like the T-shirt you receive after finishing physical therapy.

Looks like a bunch of us were on the same page with the back of the T-shirt thing, (hey, great minds…) so I’m gonna change mine to a multiple choice.

1. I’m not hangin’ around for a stupid T-Shirt!

2. Wanna hang out?

3. How much longer you wanna hang around?

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Screw the T-shirt! I want the dungeon master’s hat!!!!!!!!! :)

This will make for a great commercial.

It’s good thing they are short sleeved, their arms are a little longer than when they arrived.

Keep your feet on the ground, and keep reaching for the sky! Well, one out of two ain’t bad.

What is that black stuff everyone is shedding on the floor ? Ewww

For a real surprise wait until you see how we put them on you. :)

So is Death……

Hang on, fellows!

Oh the irony….probably need to be ironed as well