Agnes by Tony Cochran for May 15, 2024

mine broke up without a thesaurus even (explains the abundance of the letter “F” in that letter)

I hope Trout’s egg donor made sure she was well paid before she broke up with her “boyfriends”.

Bifurcation is up next.

That’s a blueprint of her dresser monster

Babydoll has Agnes’s feet.

“Eviscerated” is used in a break-up letter? Wow he better run—and fast!

Pretty good pulling off a punchline in all three panels, each one funnier then the previous.

Those letters are usually accompanied by restraining orders

I used eviscerated because emasculated obviously doesn’t work here. :)

I’m sure her breakups have been resplendent, whatever the hell that means.

A sharp wit can cut just as clean.

Trout’s eyes in the first panel. Brain Bleach. STAT!!!!!!! :)

it’s cuddly in an edward scissorshands kind of way…