The Other Coast by Adrian Raeside for June 18, 2024

We need a bear proof internet.

I would need a tutorial like this for to open the bonnet of my car. I seem to never be able to find the darn lever to pull. Any helpful bear cubs out there?

Insert hand under hood in the middle. Proceed to the right until latch found. Open, then, clean hand.

Someone once put up a bunch of “No Bears Allowed” signs around the local dump. Not surprisingly, it was no more effective than any other method to keep them out.

Me is once see bear tutorial in YouTube on how to opens car doors and steals all the foods inside.

That goes for racoons also. Those little buggers seem to be able to get into anything.

BearTube vids for the masses.

Also good on early voting ballot boxes.

“If that doesn’t work, pick it up and throw it against a car a couple of times.”

“Smart as the average bear” is actually pretty good at playing these puzzle box games. It’s the humans who have to reread the manual every time they want to empty them