He’s talking about guns in the comic and in the small reading on the counter we go into shooting up heroin. P.S. he forgot the second shoot. May be concerned about copyright infringements, LOL!!!
…and least he didn’t sell all that stuff (sans the 40-watt range laser……sorry, Ace: No Got!) to Ralphie (like R. was prepared to PAY for all that stuff…), and have to watch R. start loading up right there at the counter……….
BigDaveGlass 8 months ago
He just got his Darwin Award. Nice “Terminator” reference though…..
cracker65 8 months ago
Freak? Nowadays he’s a valuable customer.
azrael2000 8 months ago
“Happiness is a warm gun”… no, that is incriminating evidence…
SquidGamerGal 8 months ago
WHAT?! What blaspheme you speak of? Need I remind you that this is America?
Man of the Woods 8 months ago
He’s talking about guns in the comic and in the small reading on the counter we go into shooting up heroin. P.S. he forgot the second shoot. May be concerned about copyright infringements, LOL!!!
orbenjawell Premium Member 8 months ago
…and least he didn’t sell all that stuff (sans the 40-watt range laser……sorry, Ace: No Got!) to Ralphie (like R. was prepared to PAY for all that stuff…), and have to watch R. start loading up right there at the counter……….
Martin Booda 8 months ago
Hey, just what you see, pal.
guilhermefinamori09 8 months ago
Wait this is wrong! He should have got the gun for praticaly free, they are in America, after all.
Stonedog Premium Member 8 months ago
How about a Red Ryder BB Gun??
Holden Awn 8 months ago
The Remington 1100 would be required gear these days for bringing down ubiquitous small drones.
Doctor Go 8 months ago
Shoulda asked for a Red Ryder BB gun with a compass in the stock, and this thing which tells time.
Oh, but then you would only shoot your eye out…
Arghhgarrr Premium Member 8 months ago
That would be a violation of the right to arm bears!
Rob Smith Premium Member 8 months ago
Too lazy to look it up: Is that the whole list from the movie?
mistercatworks 8 months ago
If he had not mentioned the laser, all he would have needed was cash. :) :(
Uncle Kenny 8 months ago
The clerk is wearing long sleeves; he does not have bare arms.
SpammersAreScum 7 months ago
I always thought that should have been 40 kilowatt, but who am I to argue with professional screenwriters?