Free Range by Bill Whitehead for May 08, 2024

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YouTube

They do now.

I don’t think so.

How about a book that has plenty of examples of what not to do?

And put a reminder for the Sabbath on everybody’s Google Calendar, saying “keep it holy, folks”.

Is a sabbath anything like a bubble bath?

We’ll start with some really severe consequences for those who choose not follow them.

“How about we make object lessons out of the first few, so the rest get the general idea…”

Videos of people NOT doing things?

There is probably one on “Youtube.”

Just give me a Sinai can understand.

Sorry, nice try. They are clear enough to be easily followed. We all know how not to sin, but choose in our stubborn hearts to do it anyway. It’s the heart of the matter that’s the problem.

They’d be R rated.

JewTube?

Eh, seven of them are about not doing things. That shouldn’t require instruction.

Well, there is a rather lengthy and detailed instruction manual called “The Bible”.

God is not amused, I’m quite sure, with all that’s happening. I’m ready to go home.

uh . . . it ain’t that hard

You mean the 10 suggestions?