FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for July 05, 2024

Ferment ’em and have cocktails, too.

The look on her face.

I’m surprised they haven’t already grabbed several bags of chips.

I didn’t see “eggs” in that run down

Okay I’m over this arc.

Yeah, especially you’ve forgot the EGGS, which she said to only get loudly and clearly!!

potato chips isn’t exactly a veggie though… :j

I don’t remember what they were sent to buy in the first place, and obviously they don’t either!

According to Republicans Ketchup counts as a vegetable

For a veggie you better make it Ketchup

They’re likely to have a coronary when that all gets rung up!

They could toss in the current president, who resembles a vegetable

Right, Peter. Your mom will count potato chips as veggies.

The real fun is grocery tetris when they get home.

I think you mean Tater Tots, Peter.

Don’t forget Ketchup. That’s a vegetable according to Prez 40.

You can just hear their car sobbing when they wheel all those carts out to the car…

Get the sour cream kind!

How about some eggs?

I encouraged my new 15-year-old coworker, a very slim and short girl, not to push herself carrying too many metal shopping baskets so as not to hurt her back. She basically said, “Pshaw, my back will be fine.” Spoken like a healthy young person…

They will have the proverbial eggs on their faces when they come home. Not so much in the shopping bags.