FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for July 17, 2024

Jason should have this figured out

Still, a challenging par 4.

par 2, NP

I’ve played Golf with Friends enough to know you just have to power hit it across everything to the hole. Gravity will take care of the rest.

Tried to figure the angles but sort of gave up. I think this at least a par ten. Unless as pixiekitten suggests you fly it to the hole.

May have to change clubs to a wedge.

Par 4? Um.. no way.

Roger must be playing at his favorite course, “Goofy Golf” of Close Encounters of the Third Kind.

He needs to change his stance to angle it off the embankment…

There’s room here for a “Hairless Putter” joke but I don’t think I’ll bother…..

A-maze-ing.

My favorite were the ones where you try to get the ball past the moving windmill blades

I hope that is at least a par 5.

Sandwedge!? Isn’t something to eat?

I know a lot of people criticize golf but there is something to be said about executing a shot even the best players in the world would accept. Granted, other than the putter, they would be using a different club. Still, it is why I play the game.

I once visited a mini golf course where they pay 50 dollars to those who get a hole in one on the last hole. I imagine they pay a lot more than 50 for this one.

At least Roger found a course where he could make par. He’ll never make it to Augusta or St. Andrew’s anyway.