FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for July 23, 2024

mhm – and soon a Walking Dead in few seconds

Funny, the noodle didn’t have all that junk on it. Probably a tofu noodle, anyways.

Yeah, Jason! Why don’t you torment Peter for once?

When a problem comes along, you must whip it!

She’s gonna Crack his skull

He should remember the scene on the boat, where Indy is trying to find a place on his body that doesn’t hurt!

That’s disgusting, Jason.

Paige will be setting up the next scene where “Italyana” is running from a giant petrified meatball.

Paige, sock him a good one

Trying to imagine cooked spaghetti going “crack.”

I have a hard time imagining that would work

Tremendous wrist action to crack the noodle

You think mom would get on to him about playing with his food.

It’s very simple, Paige. Grab the back of his head and shove him facefirst into his own plate.

Wouldn’t that be Italyano?

Jason’s going to look pretty funny with that noodle stuck up another crack.