FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for July 31, 2024

Eh let him do it Peter, it can’t be much worse from the many other Finding Nemo rip-offs.

You could make an animation about a goth person with a sugar daddy. Called Funding Emo.

I’m assuming finding hemoglobin

Beside, a leech?! No one would want see a movie like that!!

Back before they went woke and were a hit movie making machine.

Leeches are so passe! The new kid on the block is The Tick.

The story has a sad ending. The hemoglobin coagulates and the son dies

What can be, unburdened by what has been.

Why don’t he just make a shark movie called “Shark Tale”?

Oh, wait…

You might want to watch a couple of movies, Jason. “Attack of the Giant Leeches” (aka, “The Giant Leeches”, from 1959) and “Leeches!” (2003, which went direct to video). I suggest the one from 1959. At least is has that “so bad it’s fun to watch” value of many low-budget 50s horror movies.

I want to open up a restaurant, and call it McDowall’s. Instead of golden arches, I would have a golden M. Instead of a clown, I would have a mime. Instead of a Happy Meal, I would have a Fun Meal.

There would be one character named Hot Dogger. He wears black, and white stripes. And McDowall’s would have hotdogs, not just hamburgers.

I wonder if that would work.

That punchline dates this strip.

Dreamworks. Yep, there are precious few new original ideas in cinema.