Wallace the Brave by Will Henry for May 13, 2024

Rose, what are you doing at Wallace’s house if you weren’t expecting something of this nature?

All of them are imaginary, but people still believe in them.

Looks like they are in the only clean, empty attic room I have ever seen or heard of.

“I don’t know. But I want to believe.”

I don’t know, but I sure wish just ONE of the pictures of Bigfoot didn’t have him standing behind a bush.

It is a joke, Rose. A cosmic joke. And the cryptids are the ones laughing!

According to Wallace’s Dad stories, Mom’s a mermaid, and Sterling is an alien. So Bigfoot, either Dad or Wallace himself?

“And what is their connection with the 17¢ in change in my pocket, an orange in Spud’s refrigerator, and a loose paving stone in Paris near the Louvre?”

“Wallace… I’d say you’re overthinking this… But I’m not sure you’re thinking.”

The poster – is that Bigfoot Peak..?

None of them has ever knocked on my door.

Heck, Sterling could be Bigfoot. Or rather, Littlefoot heheh.

They are all listed as pseudoscience creatures. That’s the ‘connection.’

Seagull is examining the evidence board. Heh-heh. Heh.

Wallace: What do aliens, Bigfoot, and mermaids have in common?Rose: Only “I”.Wallace [gives Rose the nervous side-eye]

Wallace doing an X-Files presentation on pane 3.

According to the map, those are inland mermaids.

…….if the seagull could talk!!!!!!

I wonder if there were attempts at a fourth panel, where Wallace spins the chalkboard around to reveal “The Big Board”.

They’re all cryptids, although extraterrestrial aliens aren’t usually put in that category. They’re all forms of life that have been reported by multiple sightings but no solid evidence has ever been turned up. Have there been any serious reports of mermaids recently? There were a couple fake or half-serious documentaries a few years ago as I recall. Bigfoot has at least left a lot of tracks and there are hard castings made, along with lots of reports and controversial photos and videos. I don’t count photos and videos of UFOS or UAPs as evidence for aliens — all we see are moving spots of light, others are obviously fake, and at any rate you never see the actual aliens. The videos of aliens (alive or dead) that I’ve seen have been obviously fake. There’s enough evidence, though to have reasonable suspicions that there are things beyond our common experience and knowledge, and some of the experiences seem to be demonic, but it’s all “out there” beyond our ability to pin down much for certain.

Wallace --The next Fox Mulder!

what’s on second…

It ain’t a Disney musical treatment, but you can bet there’s been a pitch for Singing aliens and Bigfoots.

They’re all the same person! Little Mermaid + Bigfoot + Alien

= Little Big Alien

Assuming that there’s a connection, it would seem that they are all are currently unprovable legends that may have some basis in fact. Two of those three l believe in myself…..

…Sterling?

Well, there are groups that believe Bigfoots are aliens, or aliens are taxi drivers for them. But that leaves out the mermaid.

Law & Order. Conspiracy theorys unit.

An alien watched as Bigfoot strolled by leading a unicorn with a mermaid lounging on top. Mr Henry, would you draw that scene sometime?

Bad PR? (◔◡◔)

They are all mythical creatures. And they all have the letter “e”.

In the second panel you can hear the “X-Files” theme music start playing in the background.

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