Bottom Liners by Eric and Bill Teitelbaum for May 11, 2024

Don’t worry, you can just make one up.

Well that sounds honorable…

What a circus

If it is a politician, he probably already did it.

If your toon Is a vailed reference to trump, they already know what he’s charged with.

A strip that accurately describes today’s US Justice system: find the person then find the crime they alleged to have committed rather than the other way around. It’s called Police State.

Wow sounds like the House Hearings on Biden. But then everyone already knew that.

Teitelbaums live in New York City?

Same thing happening to Trump…….

If the jury in the ongoing NYC Trump illegal use of campaign funds trial returns with a Not Guilty verdict, the tittie boys and all the rest of RWNJ MAGA will instantly go from ‘abuse of the US system of justice’ to:

“See, we told ya from the start that he wasn’t guilty of this accusation, and this trial proved it. The US trial system worked and proved y’all wrong. Whadda ya gotta say for yourselves now, stoopid libtards?

There are at least 83 counts to choose from.

Sounds like the Trump trial—-DAv has NOT issued what crime has been committed nor a list of witnesses, both violations of the 4th Amendment!

Sounds like the Rethuglican impeachment of Mayorkas.

From Wikipedia : Indictment and charges

The April 4, 2023 indictment documentThe Manhattan grand jury voted to indict Trump on March 30, 2023.88 The indictment was filed with the New York Supreme Court (the ordinary trial court for felonies in the state of New York and not the final court of appeal for the state) the same day.89 The charges were under seal until published when Trump was arraigned in the Manhattan Criminal Court.9091The indictment charged Trump with 34 felony counts of falsifying business records in the first degree, in violation of New York Penal Law §175.10. Each count is related to a specific business document, each having a date ranging from February 14 through December 5, 2017:711 for invoices from Michael Cohen9 for general ledger entries for Donald J. Trump9 for checks from Donald J. Trump3 for general ledger entries for the Donald J. Trump Revocable Trust2 for checks from the Donald J. Trump Revocable TrustThe allegedly falsified documents are related to Trump’s payment to Stormy Daniels as hush money. The payments were listed in the business records as a legal expense payable to Michael Cohen, whereas the indictment alleges that they were actually to reimburse Cohen for the earlier, allegedly illicit, payment to Daniels.9293Falsifying business records in the first degree is a felony under New York state law that requires that the “intent to defraud includes an intent to commit another crime or to aid or conceal the commission thereof”. This is in contrast to falsifying business records in the second degree, which is a misdemeanor that does not have that requirement.79293 In later filings, Bragg listed three such crimes that Trump allegedly intended to commit: violation of federal campaign finance limits, violation of state election laws by unlawfully influencing the 2016 election, and violation of state tax laws regarding the reimbursement.94 Trump can move to allow the jury the option to convict on the misd

Lenin the. Judge before he took over Russia……

Lavrentiy Beria, the most ruthless and longest-serving secret police chief in Joseph Stalin’s reign of terror in Russia and Eastern Europe, bragged that he could prove criminal conduct on anyone, even the innocent. “Show me the man and I’ll show you the crime” was Beria’s infamous boast. He served as deputy premier from 1941 until Stalin’s death in 1953, supervising the expansion of the gulags and other secret detention facilities for political prisoners. He became part of a post-Stalin, short-lived ruling troika until he was executed for treason after Nikita Khrushchev’s coup d’etat in 1953. Beria targeted “the man” first, then proceeded to find or fabricate a crime. Beria’s modus operandi was to presume the man guilty, and fill in the blanks later. By contrast, under the United States Constitution, there’s a presumption of innocence that emanates from the 5th, 6th, and 14th Amendments, as set forth in Coffin vs. U.S. (1895).

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