Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for June 09, 2024

I thought that wakeboarding was surfing at a funeral party.

Give him rainbow PJs and call it “woke-bording”

Ah, them Frat boys.

Now we gotta try sleep boarding.

now there’s a bed-wetter

That’s a nightmare.

Effective, however rude.

Wakey-wakey. Sometimes a little splash in the face works.

He’s having a wet dream.

Rise n shine. The surf’s up.

That’s an extreme way to be awakened.

Nothing like a good torture themed comic on a Sunday morning.

“This is your wakeup call.”