Cornered by Mike Baldwin for June 05, 2024

“Slug” drug.

It probably is!!!!

Your place or my place, Bo?

Street placebo addiction, driving crime in the heart of your hometown, news at 11.

I think Mr. Baldwin best find another avenue to get his drugs.

Nah man, pure fentanyl this time…

But there hasn’t been a double-blind study yet!!

I’m taking this new drug, it’s called placebo, and I am high as a kite

placeboned…

The guy continues: “And, hurry! I’m beginning to sense reality coming on…”

Dem sugar pills are high!

So he’s in the control group? He looks like he’s outta control.

It’s not. It’s fentanyl…

Clinical study or scam? Pick your choice!

Gimme one of dose red ones and two of dose green ones.

“Pssst… hey, man… I’ve got some real hard placebos here…all the way from Jamaica…”

ROTFL (Rolling on the floor laughing)

True story: the FDA has just failed to approve MDMA as a treatment for post-traumatic stress syndrome. While the manufacturers provided “double blind” studies with positive results, the FDA was skeptical that people couldn’t tell if they were in the control group which got a placebo or the study group who were being given MDMA, commonly known as “ecstasy”.

I don’t think this transaction is FDA approved.

I’m hearing Huey Lewis and the News.

Either way, he looks like he’s about to be freaking.

No, it’s crack-flavored this time…trust me…

Remember. Dead men tell no tales…