The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for May 17, 2024

The better trick is Siegfried and Roy being alive.

Not to mention the better halves.

She’s fortunate as it is to be divided in two. The cartoonist could have drawn and quartered her.

Brings to mind the Afterlife waiting room in the movie Beetlejuice, where he tries to feel up the bottom half of the woman, and gets slapped by her top half for his unwelcome advances.

She also has a split personality!

Note the picture on the wall!

I’ve read what ‘drawn and quartered’ meant and it was a pretty gruesome way to die.

I don’t know what the magician “saw” in her.

Guess dying doesn’t stop you from partying…magicians!

which half is the better half of the better half

Now that´s what I call schizophrenic!

She’s well put together most of the time.

That must be David Cop-a-feel

David Blaine and Doug Henning making an appearance. I don’t know who the red bowtie man is supposed to be based on.

How many half sisters now?

And, Roy, he’s not feline your fears.

She’s having trouble getting her act together.

I heard the you two split up. :)

She looks bored, like the magic has gone out of their relationship.

The marriage isn’t doing well. She’s beside herself.

Aren’t those guys dead?

R.I.P. Siegfried Fischbacher (June 13, 1939 – January 13, 2021) and Roy Horn (October 3, 1944 – May 8, 2020). This must be the Afterlife waiting room from Beetlejuice.

The top half does Monday, Wednesday, Friday, and the bottom half Sunday, Tuesday, Thursday. She get’s Saturday’s off.

Is that the magician from "Rabbits Against Magic " ?

Wow! How’d she ever get the night off from “Rabbits Against Magic”?