Glasbergen Cartoons by Randy Glasbergen for May 15, 2024

Too many “byte” size snacks.

I resemble that.

“Do you eat a lot of donuts when you compute? You need an exterminator … Your keyboard has ants.”

…..I guess that is why it is running slow!!!!

The fat from the muffin crumbs should keep the keys lubed and running smoothly.

Egg salad crumbles.

Nothing to do with cholestorol. Sugar is conductive and crumbs jam up they keys, which are not always removable.

I’ll have to send it out to Statin Island for repairs.

Apparently GREASY snack crumbs. Mine would be diabetic from all of the starches…

Dumb: The user who’s wrecking his computer keyboard by eating snacks over it and dropping crumbs into it.

Dumber: The computer tech diagnosing the problem.