The Other Coast by Adrian Raeside for June 28, 2024

Grandma’s revenge!

Call the insurance companies and see if anyone reported hoof prints in their windshield.

They are still looking for Ma Barker? I thought she was shot.

How you knows how front grill was if headlights was in yours eyes?

Police in these towns let the deer die so they can haul away the body to a butcher and they can get some great meals from hit deer.

He auto know better.

Yeah, you got that part right about no one in the driver’s seat.

Can’t make light of it. :)

As if any Cop would care about a deer in an accident – except for a bullet to the head and a meat inspection to have a barbecue at the sheriff’s office.

My close encounters with deer have never achieved contact. Thank goodness. One time I was close enough to a whitetail buck to watch his nostrils flare as he caught my bike’s scent. Then levitated up the side of an embankment. Another time I stopped safely to let a doe cross. Halfway across she was joined by her yearling daughter. Beautiful. Then watching them move through the tall grass on the other side. The yearling couldn’t see over the grass so she kept bouncing up to see where they were going. Unforgettable.