Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for May 14, 2024

Flo Poirot.

I thought the sofa was repossessed. ?How did they get it back?

He’s being responsible. He doesn’t want the sofa to wear unevenly.

Who has Sharpened Flo’s tongue?

No.

He had to pee.

Take the win when she gives it to you, Andy

She never lets up, ‘cause YOU never GET UP, ya’ lazy crapper

How much is his dole or whatever assistance he is on that he can loaf around while she is out working?

Andy and Leroy Lockhorn today. Loretta and Flo. Peas in pods. Oh, the horrors.

Flo needs to take a weeks vacation to her mom’s every month. Let Andy fend for himself. School of hard knocks.

Andy puts more effort into turning around than almost anything else. (Reading the race results doesn’t count; and he seems to float in the canal.)

And you Andy never stop taking naps……..

Did Andy go to the pub while Flo was out?

Flo, you have no one to blame but yourself. You are the queen of enabling.

Nope. Never has, never will.

Rotating is necessary to prevent bed sores.

But Andy, you provide her so much fodder.

Nope. She does not.

xxx

Flo is right just changes sides of couch he lays on

My, isn’t Flo sarcastic?

Flo never lets up and Andy never gets up!

It’s Dysmania. I have suffered from it all my life!

Cappers are always increasing my education.

The truth hurts doesn’t it. Sad thing is that’s his plan for tomorrow also.

This is the Cats when I’ve been out all day.