Squeezable sport-drink bottle of carbon tetrachloride (yeah, I know; illegal) to spray in the dragon’s face when he inhales for the next blast, might put out his pilot light if he’s old enough to not have a modern snap-igniter. Haven’t figured a way to get around the impervious-scales situation.
Need coffee 4 months ago
The second type slays the dragon like a good standup comedian slays the audience.
Imagine 4 months ago
Do marshmallows slay dragons?
Mediatech 4 months ago
The nerve of them. Poaching an endangered species.
p1eacemaker 4 months ago
Just leave Henry alone.
littlejohn Premium Member 4 months ago
What is something that stresses out a dragon?
Blowing out birthday candles on their own cake.littlejohn Premium Member 4 months ago
How is it easy to find out how much a dragon weighs?
They come with scales.
littlejohn Premium Member 4 months ago
Dragons have to sleep during the day so they can fight knights.
littlejohn Premium Member 4 months ago
The only reason that the dragon wanted to cross the road was to eat some chicken.
littlejohn Premium Member 4 months ago
You tell them to shut their mouth.
dbrucepm 4 months ago
and the battle drags on
LadyPeterW 4 months ago
A word to Knights: be careful how you approach dragons, for you are crunchy on the outside, chewy on the inside & taste great with ketchup!
Just_Karl 4 months ago
“Dragonslayer” (1981) was a great movie. I just watched it again this past weekend.
Just-me 4 months ago
They’re cooking now.
rockyridge1977 4 months ago
Waste not want not!
elbow macaroni 4 months ago
Looks like zero dragon slayers.
Wizard of Ahz-no relation 4 months ago
Cassadorius Rex- Dragon slayer!
95 4 months ago
Squeezable sport-drink bottle of carbon tetrachloride (yeah, I know; illegal) to spray in the dragon’s face when he inhales for the next blast, might put out his pilot light if he’s old enough to not have a modern snap-igniter. Haven’t figured a way to get around the impervious-scales situation.
bwswolf 4 months ago
No use wasting a good flame ….. might as well take advantage of the flame to make S’mores …….. :)
Mountain Meg 4 months ago
One supplies his own last meal.
awcoffman 4 months ago
I don’t see any dragons being slain here.
Cincoflex 4 months ago
Roasters and toasters!
tcayer 4 months ago
Rodney, to his credit, is in front of the wall. Marshmallow dude is hiding!
markkahler52 4 months ago
The Wiz might not like you taking after Henry like that!
Goat from PBS 4 months ago
What’s the first type?
DKHenderson 4 months ago
Maybe if he offered to share the marshmallows with the dragon….
LONNYMARQUEZ 4 months ago
where are the smores
MichiganMitten 4 months ago
Until some chucklehead lists dragons as an endangered species.
daleandkristen 4 months ago
I like mine flaming and burnt on the outside, please…..
geese28 4 months ago
Donkey’s girlfriend?