Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for May 14, 2024

Isn’t it “muster up”? Instead of just “muster”?

What’s your favorite kind?

French (Dijon), but Bavarian sweet for Weißwurst – with horseradish if available.

My wife asked me just last night if I had mustard/mustered listed on my homonym list.

I was teaching my mom once how to spell in sign language, using a bottle of mustard on the table. Breaking it down into syllables, it came out as “must-turd”.

Bertman Original Ball Park Mustard

And there you have it…….

I like grainy Dijon mustard, but I’ll use regular yellow if I must.

Don’t worry. He’ll ketchup.

I can, but I don’t think you will, ever.

Not him again! He adds NOTHING to the comic strip!

he will be correct 50% of the time with that one.

SPORK SIGHTING! d;o)

He doesn’t pass muster.

You can eliminate any job that requires an I.Q. test.

Just a reminder that Sporks are not sharp.