And THAT’s when I found out that it’s NOT the triple-A people who put out the road spikes. So even if I HAD gotten a map before I left, I would still probably have hit them.
A come-on from the attractive lady in the cat glasses. Surprising, but remember, this IS Froglandia, land of innuendo and where you are only lame if you don’t believe it.
Brass Orchid Premium Member 8 months ago
And THAT’s when I found out that it’s NOT the triple-A people who put out the road spikes. So even if I HAD gotten a map before I left, I would still probably have hit them.
coltish1. 8 months ago
A come-on from the attractive lady in the cat glasses. Surprising, but remember, this IS Froglandia, land of innuendo and where you are only lame if you don’t believe it.
painedsmile 8 months ago
Happy Birthday, Teresa!
whaletail 8 months ago
Congratulations on completing another ride around the sun.
itchybacon 8 months ago
My birthday is around the corner, too. Have a happy one.
lemonbaskt 8 months ago
at a all you can eat buffert with plastic utensils and silly love songs
6turtle9 8 months ago
Whether you use a spork, a foon or a fecifork, the banquet of life awaits you!
6turtle9 8 months ago
Happy Being Born Day, Teresa! Thank you for the Plumage you bestow upon us with such lameness!
6turtle9 8 months ago
Read about the Silver Anniversary of Cartoonist Day, and the beginning of Cartoons here at:
Www.dailycartoonist.Com / / 2024 / 05 / 05 / 25-years-of-national-cartoonists-days / #comment-510976
*Space Madness* 8 months ago
End up not down like You sank my submarine, at Subway ®.
*Space Madness* 8 months ago
Escalator Traveler Way.
Way, Okay Way.
willie_mctell 8 months ago
You know by the glasses that she’s smarter than you are.
3hourtour Premium Member 8 months ago
…whaaat?!?…
…those are for sissies…
…way too passive…
…I intentionally work at a dead end job…
…put in over 10,000 steps…
…a shift…
…ok……a 9½ hour shift…
…retire?…
…HA! …
…that means I couldn’t be denied for a vacation that I’ve already paid for …
…because they need bodies to work six days a week…
…and even if you in your cat-eye glasses…
…are the prettiest gal in the plant …
…I couldn’t tell ya…
…it would be inappropriate to tell you at work…
…but what I could tell you…
…today is not only Cattoonists Day…
…but cartoonist, Teresa Burritt’s birthday…
…see where that gets ya…
charles9156 8 months ago
haven’t i talked with you before?
tudza Premium Member 8 months ago
In a cartoon, on top of a mountain, with a long white beard, wearing a robe.
Huckleberry Hiroshima 8 months ago
Self-denial is a worldly pleasure.
Mike Baldwin creator 8 months ago
Happy Birthday, Teresa!
davidob 8 months ago
Alive, due to lack of excess. With enough buttons, we can drain the batteries. It depends on whether we’re sewing them or pushing them. HBD, TB.
Imagine 8 months ago
Probably right here, right now.
3hourtour Premium Member 8 months ago
…it doesn’t matter what goes into your mouth…
…but what comes out of it…
…your disciples are breaking the law by picking grain on the sabbath…
…man was not made for the law…
…but the law for man…
…did not David eat of the showbread?…
…what you have done here is the reverse of that…
…you served the crappy wine first…
…and saved the best for last…
…then neither do I condemn you…
…then you say…
…that my servants party, eat and drink…
…he had wasted all of his inheritance on wine, women and song…
…what an idiot I am…
…I could go back to my father and get a job there…
…Jesus claimed to be the truth…
…every junkie searching for the truth…
…will eventually find it…
…that this road I am going down is a dead end…
…and only the truth will set him free…
…[ I don’t believe in your Jah-holy bullsh*t…
…you knock on my door again and I’ll sic the dog on you…
…hold back Dobby…
…Let’s get ’em a chance to run first]…
The Old Wolf 8 months ago
Puritanism: the irrational fear that someone, somewhere might be happy.
goboboyd 8 months ago
Slowly, he turned... 8 months ago
I ended up here… wait, this is a worldly pleasure… nevermind!
Rotifer FREE BEER & BATH MATS ON FEB. 31st Thalweg Premium Member 8 months ago
Your word balloon says one thing but your eyes say something else.
Linguist 8 months ago
¡FELIZ CUMPLEAÑOS, TERESA!
My marvelous First Maite’s was Saturday, hence the occasion for our excursion to Panama, last week.
Missed FA but had no time to peruse the news of the lame.
charles9156 8 months ago
that bonnet is hiding more memory
Ham Khan creator 8 months ago
there is always so much more
Howard'sMyHero 8 months ago
Least and maybe not even last … HDBD Teresa❗️
( a little birdie told me so )
tudza Premium Member 8 months ago
“On the cover of The Rolling Stone”
3hourtour Premium Member 8 months ago
…it was an average movie…
…at best…
…if I was being generous…
…about the end of the world…
…at an end of the world party…
…a woman was doing meth…
…why not?…
…she claimed…
…I was always afraid to try it because I’d get addicted…
…but…
…tomorrow we all die…
…in another end of the world movie…
….just- maybe- the end of America movie…
…we are all being cyber attacked…
…all the Teslas were driving wild and crashing into each other…
…but it wouldn’t just be ‘all’ electric cars…
…it would be almost ALL NEW CARS …
…I’m sure my Camry would/could be hacked…
…its computer practically runs itself…
..the sad news they don’t want to tell you…
…the crashing 737s…
…almost certainly hacked…
…the boat that took out the bridge…
…hacked…
…but I do have good news…
…I’ve saved 15% with Geico Insurance…