Bliss by Harry Bliss for May 20, 2024

True story. I found myself at a zoo in Bangalore, India. Inside a cage was a monkey provided with ample food by his caregivers. Outside the cage was a similar looking monkey reaching — but falling short — of getting the food the monkey in the cage had.

Once caged all animals become paid actors.

You’ll go ape or at least bananas then…

Sounds like a business plan ! Go for it !

Or charge tolls on the roads they use to come see you and call it a “Safari”.

Where else can you get paid for throwing your crap at those who pay you?

And if we got into a barrel together, we’d have a positively proverbial amount of fun.

At Miami’s Monkey Jungle the people are in cages and the monkeys run free.

The question is, should there be animals in cages? We slaughter them for food, do we also need to use them for entertainment?

Better yet, put the humans in a cage and charge admission.

And throw things at people.