Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for May 20, 2024

Nicely played, Adam. Keep up the good job!

All of that Karenage counts against me??

What is that black thing over her head? An insect?

Well he knows Katy well.

Children who pull heads off of dolls end up at the children’s mental health facility of which husband was director – which is why he quit his job in his early 50s.

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Red flag.

He was wrong for doing that. He should’ve pulled HER head off!

The lame A.I. theme is over. Who else is happy about that?

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“Disobedient Female Daughter Figure, did you interfere with Rascally Male Son Figure’s Default Configuration?”

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“Disregard attempted trouble-making, Ridiculous Male Father Figure…”

And that is that………

No, Katy, Clayton’s not going to be punished this time.

Very proud of Adam, best example of parenting is ever given me!

My brudder drew magic marker lines on one of my dolls. As a result, I thrashed him soundly with the doll and we both got grounded. I was 5 and he was 4. The first of many grounding events featuring the 2 of us.

Nice deduction, but you might want to put Clayton under protective custody.

And some people doubt Adam’s parenting abilities…

What?! Adam, in the 9th inning with some homerun parenting! No one saw that coming!