Once knew a couple. They bought their first house. Were all excited to be part of the community and wanted to do their part for the neighborhood. It was summer, hot and humid. They bought a new lawn mower. About halfway through its maiden voyage the husband stopped for a break. The brand new mowed sat there, slowly, day by day, disappearing from view as the grass grew taller and taller. It finally vanished, never to be seen again, at least until the grass died in the fall (and before it re-disappeared beneath the snow). There it remained, until they sold the house, years later. Must have been Eno’s uncle?
I wish they’d eat my neighbor’s grass. I’ve mowed the lawn five times already and he hasn’t gotten his mower out of the shed even once. What an eyesore!
Ratkin about 1 month ago
You should have waited for the 13 year brood.
Lolapoo Premium Member about 1 month ago
Unfortunately, army ants do.
Knightman Premium Member about 1 month ago
Think of all the mowing you can catch up to, Eno!!!
bbenoit about 1 month ago
Once knew a couple. They bought their first house. Were all excited to be part of the community and wanted to do their part for the neighborhood. It was summer, hot and humid. They bought a new lawn mower. About halfway through its maiden voyage the husband stopped for a break. The brand new mowed sat there, slowly, day by day, disappearing from view as the grass grew taller and taller. It finally vanished, never to be seen again, at least until the grass died in the fall (and before it re-disappeared beneath the snow). There it remained, until they sold the house, years later. Must have been Eno’s uncle?
Gameguy49 Premium Member about 1 month ago
I wish they’d eat my neighbor’s grass. I’ve mowed the lawn five times already and he hasn’t gotten his mower out of the shed even once. What an eyesore!
bloodykate about 1 month ago
LOL
Frank Burns Eats Worms about 1 month ago
Eno is much like his lawn…very dense.
Impkins Premium Member about 1 month ago
Another dream crushed!!!!!!! burp. :)
cuzinron47 about 1 month ago
I guess you’ll have to wait for the plague of locusts.
the lost wizard about 1 month ago
Just as long as they don’t get into the beer. Burp! :)