Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for May 22, 2024

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That would crack me up.

And jokes about a late-night power outage would be too dark.

I guess it would be a bit of a stretch.

You wouldn’t bounce back from that.

How about the old Genronimo doing Wilhelm scream horsie?

But a joke about a bungee cord that is too short doesn’t go far enough.

I am reminded about the time my brother and I decided to make a bungee jump in Mexico City. After we got it all done, nobody came up. I told my brother it was because they had never seen a bungee jump before. One of us needed to demonstrate so I set by brother up. He jumped and went down and came up and looked cut and bruised. He went down and looked worse when he came up. I started to fear I cut the cord too long. When I brought him up I asked if he hit the ground. He said no, but what is a piñata?

The joke went a little far…

… but after all, it’s Horace.

bungee whiz…

Well yes, that’s a stretch…

Oh SNAP! Horace doesn’t like bungee jumping accident jokes.

I think I remember Wile E Coyote using a too-long bungee cord. Of course he then bounced several more times.

Wonderfully random! It´s Not so easy to bounce back from that.

No point waiting for the rebound joke.

The punchline falls flat.

This cartoon comes up short.

In fact, Sine, our standards have hit bottom. Hard.

I tried bungee jumping. But I came up short.