And Charles, darling, nobody WANTS to stay at Hotel UFO. there just isn’t anywhere else on the Planet. Come to think of it, there isn’t ANYTHING else on the planet.
My brother works maintenance at a Marriott and it might as well be a UFO chain for all the complaints he has on its shoddy construction and kitchen staff.
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member 6 months ago
Those darn Glaaargs! The Keeblefesters are adorable. All pink and bubbly ( really). Alas they taste like cherry soda pop. Ah well….
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member 6 months ago
I’m going to start a collection to get Melrose a bus ticket out of there. Here’s 25 cents and a coupon for peanut butter.
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member 6 months ago
And Charles, darling, nobody WANTS to stay at Hotel UFO. there just isn’t anywhere else on the Planet. Come to think of it, there isn’t ANYTHING else on the planet.
Imagine 6 months ago
Merose?
JLChi 6 months ago
Ooh, I’m hoping for Marriott. I have lots of points saved up. Oh, wait, that’s not a good idea, is it.
P51Strega 6 months ago
Grayam, I am very impressed by your quick response to @pschearer. I love the response in the paper. (Melrose helped me spell your name).
Thank you for having some fun with us commenters.
wesleylscott1 6 months ago
The masthead should say,
’UFO TODAY
because there may be no tomorrow. ’
jessegooddoggy 6 months ago
A UFO newspaper!!! I’ll subscribe!!! Lots to read!!!
Zoomer&Yeti 6 months ago
Never a good thing to get an award posthumously!
bloodykate 6 months ago
Giggling!! Very clever, GH!
Publius10608218 6 months ago
My brother works maintenance at a Marriott and it might as well be a UFO chain for all the complaints he has on its shoddy construction and kitchen staff.