Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for May 20, 2024

Those things are a real pane.

What a pane in the glass.

Modern technologies! A great thing to have but often useless – and that’s the “fly” in the ointment!

WKRP in Cincinatti,,,

Looking at the world through fly’s eyes.

Forgot to check off the, “track my movements” didn’t you. Now you’re gonna die.

What they’d give for a nice pile of sh!t right now.

I recall these days from when I was a kid. I never figured out how they got in there and they never figured out how to get out of there. They eventually got out of there…when the window sill was cleaned up from all the fly carcasses.

No, GPS is a system of satellites, it has no idea where you are or where you’re going. Stupid flies.

I have what look like snail trails inside my double-paned window. What’s with that?

It’s a mystery that will bug you until the day you die, which will be sooner rather than later.