Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for May 20, 2024

Tobe, you dog!

P1: Injun Joe gets hit in the face by a foul ball that goes through the hole in the netting.

This “them” stuff makes no sense. “Them” had a meaning before it was commandeered by the LGBTQ community.

A swing and a miss. No SCHWINNGGG in your game. This isn’t going to end well for you, ToBe.

The identity of ‘them’ isn’t very clear. Trump and his co-defendants? Keri’s toes? Polar bears?

In all reality, them bones are going to rise again! Can I get an Amen brothers and sisters ?

Peanut goes by “them”? Great…..

“I’m think of changing my name again, but I’m not sure. Tobe or not Tobe? That is the question.”

“…. Funny thing though…. They never responded…”

Very capital of Hot Rod to participate in the baseball season, taking a break preparing for the NBA combine.

OK I LOL’d at P3

Why is ToBe swinging Injun Joe’s giant cigar in P2?

how come jimmy never gets to hang with these 3 stooges

wheres inma been still knocking boots with hodgi of johnny quest fame

whats in the milford water that these kids can grow mustaches so fast ?

P-4: Is she still laughing?

“He” cares about “Them.” What a great American romance.

Somedays I have to scroll back to see if I missed something. So, I guess tomorrow we will find out what the girls were gasping about?? Yeah, right.

“WHIFF” would be more appropriate than “SWING”.

Methinks Tobee said more than he’s admitting to right now. Now it’s peanut’s turn to ghost somebody.

ToBe, I care about you too, but only as my vape dealer. Cotton candy, please.

Rod couldn’t hear him so he ran around to the side of the cage to get closer, then he ran to the front to reply. He’s really fast.

Tobi is dipping his/ her/ they / them ,back shoulder too much on the swing Gil needs to actually coach and correct this

Whigs seems to be going overboard with the EES. There doesn’t seem to be any reason for Rod’s explosion in P2. And speaking of reason, there is no reason for you not to be reading today’s Mopped Up Thorp.

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P3 – Got to be pretty bad hitter to whiff on a pitch in batting cage from a pitching machine.

And not even close

If this has to be a romance novel, could we at least get back to Gil slipping Beth the vein-laden meatsicle?